When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.
by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023
by The definitions offspring February 26, 2023
by Mc577 September 11, 2020
A dad who constantly has to stop his kids from wrestling, fighting, argueing, ect. Set the rules, rewards, and punishments.
one kid hits another, now that one wants to get even. so on, and so on. daddy the ref must lay down the law.. the referee dad.
by super dad September 17, 2013
Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.
by Luluthighwalker July 20, 2023
Julia: “Wow look at how great Tim is with our kids and dog, I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own family.
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”
Tim: “Yeah, he’s a great bachelor dad.”
by TimArmstrong March 13, 2021
a divorced dad who only has their child part-time and treats it like they are always at Disneyland. Only has fun with their kids and leaves mom to do all the real parenting. Does not handle any parental responsibilities, likely doesn't know who their teachers or doctors are.
He's a disneyland dad, they go over there and play video games for 48 hours straight and then come back and get mad at me because I make them brush their teeth.
by Haley Bahng November 02, 2023