Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

by CozThe February 5, 2022

Dad

Still going to get milk

My dad is gone getting milk

by Nigerian Prince V69 March 2, 2022

Edgy’s Dad

Edgy’s dad decided to leave without saying anything. Disappearing for the foreseeable future

Tristan: Where did Brandon go
Greg: He pulled an Edgy’s Dad

by Rawrjarrr August 15, 2024

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

Dad

Dad I have not seen you since you went to get milk

Ur dad is getting milk

by Ben farran November 18, 2019

dad

a person whose only purpose in life is to buy milk

person: yo u know that dude who went to go buy milk from Walmart 37 years ago and never found the right kind?

person 2: yup, that's my dad

by yoyo yomama May 18, 2022

your dad

has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls

he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad

by big_daddy_waddy March 7, 2022