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How the fuck would you know

You idiots are still struggling to reverse engineer it and YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL IT FROM ME YOU FAT RETARDED FUCK! AND EVEN IF I COULD, I WOULDN'T! GET OVER HERE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF! SHIN...
Hym "How the fuck would you know? What would make you think that? Is there something special about me? I don't know. Am I some kind of AI creating genius or something? Why would I know how to do it!? Why would a random gas station employee know how to do what you're asking? Nah. Get over here or go fuck yourself. I won't be seeing you in Hell. I'll be the one sending you there, fuck-face! You're going to learn to keep those sticky fucking fingers to yourself if it's the last thing you ever fucking do you retarded piece of shit!"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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Fucked if I know

A very Aussie way of saying "I dont know"
Person 1: Hey mate do you know what the time is?

Person: 2 Fucked if I know
by wogprince2001 July 11, 2025
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fucked

A slang term that combines the meanings of "becoming someone's sex mate" and "being pissed off." It reflects the duality of situations where one might feel both sexually involved and frustrated at the same time.
After that crazy party, I felt totally fuckedhooked up with someone I didn't really like and now I'm mad about it!
by Emotional Cruiser July 13, 2025
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Fuck a beat

An example to use fuck a beat in a sentence pertaining to a certain situation would be something like a friend suggesting a wild idea
Wanna go to the cemetery and summon demons?” And your response would then be the phrase “fuck a beat” which ultimately means shittt I meannn why not? Fuck a beat!!
by The OG Pimp July 15, 2025
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Fuck Nazis

Fuck Nazis. I fuckin hate Nazis.
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Ball-fuck

Tearing open someone's balls and stuffing your cock inside and directing it through the other's cock so you can wear it like a hoodie for your woodie
bro 1: down to ball-fuck?

bro 2: yeah, but your sack is the open one
by potatoewithnoeye July 16, 2025
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Fuck to AppleTV

The classier, more curated cousin of Netflix and chill. Implies a deliberate choice of a prestige show or artsy movie as background noise for getting down, typically involving moody lighting, overpriced candles, and the illusion of taste. You’re not just hooking up—you’re hooking up with taste.
He poured wine, put on Slow Horses, and lit a candle. Total ‘fuck to AppleTV’ energy.
by Theallsunday July 17, 2025
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