Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.

Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.

by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024

fucking

a sorry excuse for intimidating as foul language when truth is blatant and oppressing

I am going to fucking leave this house with all my clothes on and consensual knowledge awareness at 40% brightness as I enter the that 'weak ass hell.'

by Lourwithoutacloud August 20, 2024

Preventive Fuck

When you fuck someone’s wife or husband before they do it to you

He’s been hitting on my wife so much that I had to do a preventive fuck to his

by Gradup71 August 31, 2024

Fuck it About it

Expression used when stating lack of interest in something that can not be changed or can be changed with much effort.

Not being influenced / no change in behavior by something out of ones control.

Cleteas spends a lot of time stressing opinions of others. I told him " you'd be best if you Fuck it about it, they shouldn't make no nevermind to you."

by LaPendeja September 19, 2024

fuck off

A very polite and respectful way to end and/or convey your feelings to the another human being that you are having a conversation with.

Little Girl: Excuse me sir, can you help me I can't find my mommy :(

Man: Fuck off.

by I Smell Like Metal October 1, 2024

Zero Fucks

When someone doesn’t give a heck or damn if they feel they were or are right or wrong, even if others didn’t or don’t like them because of it.

Leaders can’t lead their sheep effectively unless they give zero fucks to all those oft-unreasonable or biased complains or protests against them.

by Numerati October 7, 2024

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024