Nomadic Vagina 

A euphemism for "slut"; a girl who travels from guy to guy (or girl to girl), but is truly only valued for her genitalia; flirtatious via sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey, I saw you talking with that girl yesterday, she seemed into you."
Guy 2: "I thought so too, but she seemed to be just as interested in every other guy as the night went on. It made it apparent that she was merely a nomadic vagina, tricking me with her sexuality."

Nomadic Vagina by Emessai April 10, 2009

neck vagina

a large, hairy crease on the back of a man's neck.

Man, the supervisor's neck vagina was so distracting at the meeting that we all got together and bought him a pair of panties for his head.

neck vagina by Jo Jo Wordsmith December 16, 2011

Monthly Vagina Rage 

A super strain of the PMS infliction. Symptoms include: The ability to read minds in order to chew open a new asshole in response to a harmless comment you haven't even said yet, violent mood swings accompanied by lightning and thunder, and in general, a deep seated hatred for all things alive and breathing. Also known as MVR.

"Damn! Your girl is in a rage because you blinked?"
"Yeah man, she got that Monthly Vagina Rage!"

Monthly Vagina Rage by Sally SlutAlot August 20, 2014

rear vagina

The anus...duh!

She was on her period so she decided to share her rear vagina.

rear vagina by KryptoniteDragon June 19, 2016

California Vagina Car 

Prius

My tree hugging liberal sister bought a California Vagina Car .

California Vagina Car by BrotherBryan October 29, 2017

on the verge of vagina 

when a man who you thought was manly does something very feminine. this, in turn, causes you to view him as on the line of being female.

dude 1: dude, steve wore a pink shirt, tight jeans and mocs today
dude 2: oh dude, on the verge of vagina.
dude 1: humanity will perish.

on the verge of vagina by Timmy G. January 24, 2012

lasagna vagina

After a woman gives birth the integrity of the vagina has been lost. The one beautiful lips of the vagina now resemble a piece of lasagna after it has been sliced and thrown on a plate; hot and nasty!

Lasagna vagina, Cafateria lasagna

lasagna vagina by Lasagna nasty March 21, 2014