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Kevin

THE MOST SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET HE MAKES ME SO WET AND I GET SO HORNY THINKING ABOUT HIM, THAT GIANT COCK COULD BE USED AS A TRIPOD AND NOT TO MENTION HIS PERSONALITY IS AMAZING, EVERYONE WANTS KEVIN IN THEIR LIFE BUT NOT EVERYONE DESERVES THAT MAN, HE LOOKS LIKE HE WAS SCULPTED BY GREEK GODS, HE IS THE DEFINITION OF SEXY
by Jack Hoff 3000 February 15, 2023
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Kevin

He goes above and beyond to make you happy and he always listens when you need to vent about life or work. This sweetheart is a perfect 10 who is charming, charismatic, and just plain wonderful. Though he can be sensitive and emotional at times, he knows how to express his feelings to you. his soul is winded deep with yours. his eyes never fail to amaze you. his smile MELTS your insides<3 the way he says your name makes you feel like the only girl in this world. *princess*~ you love it when he calls you that. his nickname for you:) when he sends tons of smooches your way. I'm never bored with you, honey :) the love of my life has the best name. he's perfect. he's more than enough.
I cant wait to see you, my love.

Kevin, I'm in love with you<3
by nbear<3 August 26, 2021
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Kevin

Something that is fucking goated
(HM: Lebron James)
"Wow he is sooo Kevin I want to marry him"
by Quackerback2022 April 23, 2025
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Kevin Shan

The communist democrat who believes himself to be American.
Hey did you hear about that bitch Kevin Shan who posted some anti-China anti America anti everything shit yesterday?
by KManKDownK November 23, 2021
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Break your Kevin Hart

To tell someone who thinks he/she is funny that they’re not. Phrase coined by Drake in “Over My Dead Body” from Take Care album.
Guy: makes lame joke then laughs
Other guy: bro not funny at all
Third guy: man you’re just gonna let him break your Kevin Hart like that?
by JG49Mke August 12, 2022
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kevin james burke

what did kevin james burke say?
"sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry" and "wabaababababab" and is hhorny
by lemon33333 May 3, 2022
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Kevin

by MrSmegma17 June 15, 2025
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