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Get the Beef crumble mug.A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018
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Get the Roast Beef & Mashed Potato mug.An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.
Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!
I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!
by Piss House March 28, 2022
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The righteous act of being in the bathroom while in a heavily altered state of mind while having already gone number 2 then proceeding to pass out on the bathroom floor without flushing
I went to check on homeboy and he was beefing hard, dookie stewin, pants around ankles, dick hanging, passed out on the ground
by DanielBilly June 13, 2022
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