Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

Beef

When a fart gets stuck between your buttcheeks and creeps up through the front of the genitals. Equivalent to a male queef, a beef.

Steven: "Man, I've been beefing all day after my workout"
Jennifer : "Now you know how it feels to queef"

by Kountrackula December 28, 2022

Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco

My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys

by anonymous July 11, 2024

Beef Stain

Is when you leave a steamy shit on the ground that then gets kicked which leaves a greasy outline of said stool.

Dale had a turd ball dribble out his pant leg that left quite the beef stain on the ground.

by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019

Giving the beef

A situation where food particles from another person's mouth are transferred to someone else's via kissing or using too much tongue. Typically used in a negative sense.

"I hooked up with this chick last night and she ate way too many wings before going out. She was giving the beef all night!"

by bobjones97979 November 16, 2020

Beef Stew

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole, then proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.

“Yo, me and my home boy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”

by MGKN December 2, 2024

beef

the fine art of arguing or fighting someone because they are stupid or because you are stupid and want to pick a fight with someone.

Person 1- Hey! I have beef with you
Person 2- Why?

Person 1- Because you're stupid
Person 3- No person 1, it's because you're bored and stupid and want to pick a fight with someone smaller than you.
Person 2- Hey! I'm not that small

by shadys back May 23, 2022