turtley

Totally and utterly.

I turtley love you.

turtley by ellehat June 26, 2010

Turple 

A purple Turtle.

Random guy: Wow that Turtle is f*ng purple!
you: Thats no turtle, its a Turple.

Turple by Zu0 August 22, 2011

Turtletaub 

Noun: A very intense moment, likened to a revelation or epiphany. A Turtletaub must be a surprise - there is no such thing as a pre-meditated "'taubing." Can be very emotional and require the use of tissues, TP, or other absorbent devices for salty discharges.

Pronunciation key: Tur-til Tob

When experiencing highly intense moments involving the senses (i.e. disgusting flatulence) it would not be uncommon to hear "I've been Turtletaubed!"

Turtletaub by A. Taub March 9, 2008

turtleslut 

A turtle of any species that is promiscuous in nature, often engaging in sexual activity with a frog. This act often results in turtlefrogs with the absence of adequate protection.

This swamp is full of turtlesluts! Damn, you'll get some action!

turtleslut by hearton February 26, 2011

turtlecell 

An act where a person pretends to be occupied on their cell phone to ignore or avoid social situations or other real world happenings.

person #1: I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there.
person #2: Oh no dude, she saw you coming and totally turtlecelled.
person #1: What's up with the people at this party? They're all turtlecelling!

turtlecell by fakeneuron September 22, 2014

turtleneck dinosaur 

An uncircumcised penis. Typically used as code around people you don't want to hear about your penal problems.

I don't wanna hear about your damn turtleneck dinosaur.

turtleneck dinosaur by weenurrs October 25, 2014

turtlebackin 

When a person has so much luggage that they have to carry backpacks on the back as well as on the front. Wrapping all their luggage around themselves like the shell of a turtle.

Look at that backpacker turtlebackin' it's way around the world.

turtlebackin by AllanSmithee December 30, 2014