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Injured snow goose 

When you hang your penis out of your zipper while doing a moose knuckle. While do so you honk like a injured goose jumping up and down.
I showed my date last night my injured snow goose. She used her mouth to nurse it back to life.
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the Arizona snow leopard ride

a sexual position were a woman is upside down, tied up, gagged down, and choked all while the man is face fucking her grandmother's ashes and while calling your father and confessing your love for him and that y'all should leave to Germany.
him: hey you wanna do The Arizona Snow Leopard Ride?
her: sure!

California snow day 

When school closes due to disease rather than the sunny 360 days a year weather
Girl 1: Can you believe the swine flu shut down our school for a week?
Girl 2: yeah, it's about time we got a California snow day.

Peruvian Snow Cone 

Take some snowflake, use to dust your penis liberally and offer to your significant other as a tasty treat.
I gave my girlfriend a Peruvian Snow Cone last night.
Peruvian Snow Cone by Eldinn September 26, 2010

Cherry Snow Cone

When cubed ice is put into a vagina or asshole and fucked until crushed. The sharpness of the ice may cause bleeding, therefore, the ice may be stained red with blood...like a cherry snowcone. Then the cherry snowcone is eaten out of the vagina or asshole.
i was giving Christina a cherry snow cone and her mom walked in...AND ASKED TO JOIN!
Cherry Snow Cone by flirtsyxox December 30, 2008

foot snow 

For some reason, women have invented a rediculous notion! They think that scraping their feet with a sand-paper like paddle to remove dead skin is a good idea.

In actuality, unless you have a giant foot fetish, it is the most disgusting noise you have ever heard, and it leaves a giant pile of dead skin scrapings all over your stuff.

Someone with a foot fetish may enjoy snorting this residue as if it were cocaine.
Amanda, get that foot snow the hell away from me!
foot snow by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003