penis enlarger

a device used to make a small penis a lot bigger.

"Damn your penis is tiny why don't you try out this penis enlarger!"

by Annie February 4, 2003

penis wilson

PENIS WILSON is the ultimate insult. Penis Wilson is fighting words. A penis wilson is someone who is annoying, gay, an asshole, a prick, a douche bag, and somebody no one likes.

Andrew Wilson is such a penis wilson fuck that kid.

by MurtleT October 6, 2008

inverted penis

When a mans penis is in hibernation all year round and never gets to see the time of day...and the only way to see the head of the penis is to push in the belly button of the person who has the inverted penis.

Hey guys, why cant we ever see Jareds dick?
Because he has an inverted penis that is in hibernation.

by gingerssuck June 2, 2009

circus penis

Any penis that, when flaccid, hangs down far enough to bisect the imaginary line between one's kneecaps.

She let out a holler when he tried to shove that circus penis of his up her asshole.

by Rick August 8, 2003

penis play

1. When two homosexual men rub their penises on each others penis for pleasure

Trey and Mike had nearly chafed each other's penis with too much penis play.

by johnwrei242 July 27, 2006

large penis

long and thick penis usually around 9 to 10 inches

omg this guys dick is huge and this guys name is jesse
most of the large penises come from guys named jesse.
a large penis is better than a chode.

by 10 incher May 18, 2008

Penis Pirate

Same thing as rectum raider but a gay man inserts his pirate (penis) into his partners anus.

Chris is my favorite Penis Pirate.

by Tim and Chris February 16, 2003