Jordan Protocol

Rehab tactic where the PTA absolutely kicks the patient’s ass with a workout so intense that they are rendered semi-conscious and glued to the couch for the rest of the day. They are thus unable to engage in any more therapy for the week. Often leads to implementation of the Justin fall-back maneuver out of necessity.

Mrs. Jones was sleeping when I got there after the Jordan protocol, and not able to move for the rest of that week.

Jordan Protocol by jwkenne March 11, 2026

Jizzy Jordan 

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg

It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!

Jizzy Jordan by yolanda bang August 28, 2012

Michael Jordan 

The man that look like his own creation of his own shoes

Michael Jordan fan: Hey mike, i have a question that i've been dying to ask you.

Michael Jordan: What is the question?

Michael Jordan fan: Why do you look like your shoes?

*Michael Jordan gives that crying Michael Jordan meme*

Michael Jordan by Roaster23 January 8, 2017

kory jordan 

a fat dude with no girls.

Wow Kory Jordan has no swag what so ever.

kory jordan by Mean Roaster5000 February 23, 2017

Michael Jordan 

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

Michael Jordan by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

michael jordan 

basketball legend.

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.

michael jordan by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018

hayley jordan shepherd 

A very beautiful, hot, talented girl, who is very smart, and loves to cheer people up. Someone who is always there for you. She is a caring person

Dude Hayley Jordan Shepherd is so nice and caring

hayley jordan shepherd by Hshajjdhdjs May 18, 2018