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Canadian Banana

Freezing ones penis in liquid nitrogen and inserting it into a vagina. The penis then sticks to the wall of the vagina. The male then pulls out and pulls the inside of the vagina with him, effectively turing the vagina inside out.
"Dude, I totally gave Sara a Canadian Banana last night! It's totally worth the frost bite!"
Canadian Banana by TheBigWazz August 13, 2015

Hand Banana 

A character in the show Aqua Teen Hunger force that only appeared in the episode "Hand Banana". He would usually rape Carl on a regular basis throughout the episode.

Episode Plot: Frylock genetically engineers a dog for Meatwad using the "Make Your Own Dog 1.0" software, Carl's pool, and Master Shake's hand DNA. Meatwad names the dog "Hand Banana". The dog seems to be most interested in raping Carl. Hand Banana can speak so that his words are heard only by Carl, who is immediately unnerved by Hand Banana's clearly-menacing but initially-mysterious threat, "Tonight. You." Since Hand Banana's speech cannot be heard by Frylock, Master Shake, or Meatwad -- to them, Hand Banana plays the guileless, capering pup -- Carl appears either hallucinatory or simply deranged for the majority of the episode.

Carl creates his own genetically engineered dog. He names it "The Enforcer", though it prefers the name "Spaghetti". He orders Spaghetti to rape Hand Banana, but Spaghetti refuses, and instead rapes Carl along with Hand Banana. It turns out later in the episode that the software "Make Your own Dog 1.0" is illegal in most nations and has adverse side-effects, such as the dog forming a mental link with members of the owner's family (in this case, Hand Banana bakes goods in a successful attempt to butter up to Master Shake).
Some Hand Banana quotes:

"Tonight, YOU."

"Yeah, I'm just a dog."

"All I know is Ball, and Good...and RAPE"
Hand Banana by stevekilledu August 22, 2009

Midnight Banana 

Few know the true definition of the 'midnight banana' but thats probably because one does not truely exist... for this reason midnight banana has become a filler for any unknown or unnamed sexual acts in existence, midnight banana has both the least and the most meaning this world has ever seen.
When David passed out at the party, everyone gave him a midnight banana, the next morning his throat was sore.

Put a banana in your ear 

A very famous phrase and song used in the popular youtube video "Charlie the Unicorn 2". In the video two unicons come up to Charlie and they want him to come along with them to see the Banana King but of course Charlie doesn't want to go because the last time he followed these strange unicorns he lost his kidney. But for some reason he goes anyway. But near the end of the episode they find a strange slug with a santa hat on. The slug soon begins to sing the "Put a banna in your ear" song...
Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wipe that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!

When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

chocolate banana monkey 

A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.

floppy banana 

When your dick is really floppy and you grab it at the base and slap people with it
“Hey baby want me to give you a floppy banana?”
floppy banana by BigDickRichy December 23, 2017

bed banana 

A millennial who does nothing but lie in bed all day on their phone or laptop watching Netflix/YouTube, playing video games, or browsing social media. Analogous to previous generations' "couch potato."
Ahmed, has been in bed watching Netflix all day; Ahmed, stop being such a bed banana.
bed banana by modanq December 3, 2018