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Trailer turd

Trailer Turd is an unpowered lump of excrement.
Some people are just plain trailer turds.
Trailer turd by Dolcetf October 8, 2012
Kip.

See also:
shit, poo, kal kalesh,
That rat just shit a kip!
Rat Turd by Derek December 13, 2003

Nuclear turd 

When you take a shit so nasty that particles inside the crap go nuclear, release heat and makes your butt cheeks feel warm.
"Hey why are smiling so much, is it that much fun in the bathroom?"..."You don't understand man, I just took nuclear turd"..."ohhhhh"
Nuclear turd by the argenrican April 16, 2010

sherking the turd

Verb~ Prairie dogging it, while having sex.

Adjective~ Turd Sherker~ One who is known for nearly shitting him or her self every time they have sex.
Hitu gained a reputation for sherking the turd around the water cooler. Management quickly let him go.
sherking the turd by 9inLA April 10, 2010

crum of a defected turd 

a flake of a maljusted body waste
You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.

Negro Turd 

When taking crap and it is so extreme that when it pops out you are destined to her negro associated words
Mysterious toilet speech: "Damn that shit took to life outta me i'm 'onna go shoot some nigger bitch in da face to show ma respects....word!"

You: "That was one extreme Negro Turd!"
Negro Turd by Bobblesmack July 31, 2006