Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker

by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

Sam

Someone sams when they pound their cock with fury into a small butt hole, not considering the pain turning into pleasure

-damn bruh I'd Sam her
-10/10 would Sam again

by UrMomBigGay225 May 6, 2020

sam dermer

fat ass bitch likes to suck on dick and looks like a fetus

oh look its sam dermer he is a fucking fat ass

by goodguy27 October 12, 2016

Sam's sister

an absolute slag

shes being such a Sam's sister right now

by Jingus6669696 July 3, 2023

Sam

He's most commonly known to be very good at don't starve together.

sam's cool

by ligma6969696969 July 25, 2019

Sam

Sam is a very nice person but often bald by the age of 13.

OHHH look its a sam.

by Bobby318813 July 12, 2021

Sam

A kid who plays minecraft 7 hours a day and is short. He most likely is Brazilian and likes soccer.

Ethan: Hey, do you know where Sam is?
Brad: Yeah, I think he's playing minecraft again.

by Lylo21savage September 11, 2020