A person who you secretly adore and consider to be a close friend, yet they are so irritating that you are physically unable to utter the word friend without adding the prefix non-.
Friend: Wow your roommate sure is one of a kind...do you guys even get along?
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
You: ...well she is actually my best non-friend.
by J.H.M April 22, 2021
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by Thomas Meenink November 30, 2003
Get the friend-stir mug.The friend who got you in to crypto, who, even if you now have a lot of crypto, he has what feels like exponentially more than you, and you follow his every advice.
My crypto friend AND his crypto friend got out of Ethereum this past week. For good. So I'm entirely over in bitcoin now with a few buckets like Cardano and Filecoin.
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2. Friends whom consider each other to be special in a non-mentally deficient way; close friends
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by Unknown July 13, 2004
Get the special friends mug.When a guy/girl masturbates while thinking naughty thoughts about thier friend. These are usually pornographic, and very graphic.
Girl 1: God... your such a Friend Bater... I know your thinking of him while your touchin' yourself.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.
Girl 2: Oh really... how?
Girl 1: Cause you moan his name, and I can hear the bed sqeaking.
by Virgin Of Luck June 25, 2006
Get the Friend Bater mug.the act of mass-deleting people from your myspace friend's list. sometimes done weekly, montly, or sporadically, myspace users make friends cuts to lower their number of friends and delete the people they no longer wish to be friends with on myspace. often, when a user becomes frustrated with all the stupid people he's politely accepted friends requests from, annoyed at their constant bulletins or the stupid graphic comments they leave, he will make a friends cup and wack these suckers off his list.
yeah dude i just made a friends cut, from 113 down to 86, mandy's gonna be pissed i deleted her cause i set my profile to private but w/e because she sucks.
by christiney weeny November 14, 2006
Get the friends cut mug.A person that is always there for his/her friends, no matter what, occasionally running aroung in a cape shouting at the top of their lungs, that they are, indeed, a Super Friend.
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