Cardboard Dragon Puppet

A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.

Hey, I just made a new Cardboard Dragon Puppet.

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Kroger hand puppet

A person who gets fisted by a Kroger employee.

You see that guy over there, we call him Kroger hand puppet.

by Forzaboy February 19, 2026

skin the puppet

masturbate

"I'm gonna go skin the puppet."
"Nice. I can draw fish anywhere."

by lecroft March 4, 2025

Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

Fishy Chinese Puppet

The act of fisting a fish, and then fisting someone with the fish, while still fisting the fish.

P1: Have you tried doing a Fishy Chinese Puppet?
P2: I don’t think I want to man, not a big seafood guy.
P1: :(

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. August 2, 2025

Peeling the Puppy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"

by MiniGram October 7, 2025

West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.

Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025