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whack off

Can mean one of two things:

1) To stroke a penis, either by masturbation or by doing it for someone else
2) To kill someone in Maphia lingo
For definition 1: "I'm whacking off right now.", "Your sister whacked me off last night."

For definition 2: "If I find out Lenny's wearing a wire, you're gonna whack him off.", "I'm going to whack you off if you don't whack off Lenny."
by deepspace10 November 21, 2011
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Joking Off

The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.
Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.
by DieLawn December 31, 2007
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Write it off

1.)When something involves feelings, close to your chest and the only way to express them is to write it off.

2.)When you have to write an essay for school and it's stressing you out you have to write it off.

3.)When one has to express ideas in a free style manner they could write it off . Also in case you have to express yourself verbally you can Rap it off as in a freestyle beat box.

4.)When you don't expect something from someone you can write it off your mind. As in getting stood up.

5.)When someone wants to rat on you -you can write them off.

6.) When you have to get over something that happened a long time ago. Write it off.

7.)When you meet someone you didn't see for a very long time, you almost wrote them off.

8.) Not having hope for something. Write it off your wish list. Letting go.
GOOD EXAMPLES:

1.) J. Lo loves her man so much that she had to write it off her chest.

2.) J. Lo feels so relieved after she finally wrote off that long-ass essay.

3.) J. Lo likes freestyle so she had to Rap it off in last night's beat box challenge.

4.) J. Lo had to write him off like yesterday.

5.) J. Lo knew she couldn't trust that stalker so she wrote him off this world.

6.) J. Lo had to write off her Puerto Rico boyfriend.

7.) Hey man I didn't see you for so long I almost wrote you off.

8.) J. Lo won't sleep over your place tonight so you can write it off you wish list.
by OnDutyFree November 20, 2010
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duck off

1) to go off with another person to have sex.
2) to already had sex with a person
1) i wanna duck off with that bitch tonight, yo.
2) i ducked off with her so long ago.
by Miss Kiara October 28, 2007
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BOG OFF

This is abother word used for the shop saying ' Buy one get one for free '
B=Buy O=One G=Get O=One F=For F=Free
Buy One Get One For Free = BOG OFF

Deal,Get Lost,Go away,Half Price,Cheap
Also commonly known as the insult to go away
by Joe S Taylor July 16, 2006
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hit it off

To become close friends,very quickly.
I couldn't hit it off.I was a horrible friend.I didn't had any knowledge about friendship.
by Toa Pohatu April 5, 2017
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Cunt-off

When in any given situation, all individuals involved are trying to out-do each other in how much of a cunt they can be.
"Dear God! Is everyone on the road just having a cunt-off tonight?"
by Pauldee W July 10, 2018
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