Ass-Monkey

A "kiss ass", "brown noser". A person who is trying to impress someone by following them around...closely.

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Monkey's Toe

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

fuck monkey

to fuck like crazy, screaming and bouning around.

When Sally discovered her vibrator, she was like a fuck monkey without a cage!

by Hank Kowarski February 4, 2007

Cheeky Monkey

Name for a person containing incredible amounts of awesomeness through use of sarcasm. This person generally is very sexually desirable and loves to hear their significant other call them by this name. Whomever is called this name is certainly a demi-god among men.

My goodness Kevin, you are such a cheeky monkey! I want to drape myself all over you and take part in your awesomeness!

by memyselfandi87 November 13, 2011

monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004

Grass Monkeys

Small monkeys that eat baby kittens. They hide in the grass and are invisible to the naked eye.

Mommy my kitten is being attacked by Grass Monkeys!!!

by Grandmaster January 12, 2004

funny monkey

something so funny it will make you die

OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY MONKEY!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!

by OsuEnthusiast June 17, 2021