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Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)
Mate did you see Louismonkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

Monkey Balls 

Basic balls but on monkeys go search it up
oooooooh those are some MASSIVE monkey balls!

monkey nuts 

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.
"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".
monkey nuts by goofy hippo April 27, 2022

Monkey Monkey Monkey 

some stupid ass thing gorilla tag kids say when they get tagged ig. jmancurly said it and then the stinky 5 year olds started screaming it.
You: "Haha get tagged!"
Kid: "Monkey monkey monkey!"
You: "Kys."

Monkey poop 

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop

Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants
Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas
Monkey gas by Eclipseiasux June 8, 2022