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(Getting) Max'd 

Being 30+ minutes late after organizing something and insisting your "on your way"
Homie 1: (11:30) Hey homie lets go get some fucking chipotle
Homie 2: Sure lets meet at 12

(2 Hours Later)

Homie 1: Where are you? I think im (getting) Max'd!
Homie 2: Trust fam I'm putting on my shoes now.
Related Words
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butt max 

that guy took me to my butt max last night
butt max by anonymous October 3, 2017

Mini Max 

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.
Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
Mini Max by TheManThing November 22, 2017

Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance
ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

Jade Max 

A darkside darkvader that only uses aimbot in azza to hit all the boopie billcams also often refert to FaZe Rain on a second id
That was very darkside my upperlord jade max
Jade Max by ZynnTheGreat February 17, 2019