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Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!
by Gray Devio February 7, 2020
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Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 8, 2020
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Whipping up some Jelly

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.
After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Ride the Jellybean

When someone puts their ass cheeks over a clit and squishes it in between.
Last night when Gary went all ride the jellybean I almost came but then he farted.
by Straight Up Ums June 6, 2020
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don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.
Don't be jelly my g, it's not my fault I am so good at pwning noobs.
by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020
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peanut butter and jelly

The sexual act of eating butt and the vagina while the woman is on her period
I overheard two women talking about having their peanut butter and jelly tossed during that time of month
by Smuccerz February 25, 2021
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Noelle the jelly bear

Hehe if you see this your my friend it’s Noelle btw but ya 😎🙂
Noelle the jelly bear is the best
by Noellethejellybear June 19, 2021
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