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Facesturbaiting

The act of one person(s) masturbating to someones Facebook.
The man is Facesturbaiting to the woman's facebook page.

fake brake 

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.
Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.
fake brake by Lexiphile October 11, 2015

fake is the case

If the package (case) is fake whats inside is (usually) as well.
The first and easiest sign that it's a "fake is the case" it comes with.
fake is the case by MarkusOla October 18, 2015

fake chill 

When one is very upset but tries to play it cool.
Her boyfriend cheated; she's fake chill.
fake chill by Zionintu December 4, 2015

fake hotdog 

Not real hot dog. Like made of plastic and you cant eat it.
Kid: Hey! What are you going to be on halloween?
Other kid:I dont know yet
Kid:Hey! Whats that in your pocket?
Other kid: fake hotdog
fake hotdog by scrub says October 5, 2016

Faceskin 

When you're lowkey tryna ask for a selfie (not nudes, from girls preferably)
Faceskin by JA2017 July 27, 2016