Man 1: "Hey Thomas, how do you think she looks?"
Man 2: "I'd Scooch in da Dooch with her."
Man 1: "All that Scoochin is gonna get you a disease."
Man 2: "What are you talking about? I'm just saying I'd take her to a movie."
The book that suddenly makes everyone an expert on religion. A realization must be made that the Da Vinci Code is based on things we possibly know, but aren't sure, but quite probably could be true but not really.
Apparently by reading the Da Vinci Code in 2 weeks or so, I know more than historians who have been studyingreligion for years.
A dance move that some females like to consider fun but males despise due to the growing tightness of their pants.
Girls use this move to entice men, and make them assume that the girl wants to take it to the bedroom. Men do not be fooled, the girl just wants to satisfy an itch in her pants and move on. She will not sleep with you, so strap on that jock strap before you go on the dance floor to protect yourself from the hump da bump.
Unsuspecting male: "Dude, look at those girls grinding, I would love to get in there and make a sandwich"
Smart male: "don't do it bro, they will totally hump da bump you and leave you dry as a bone"