Keepin' It Classy

What you say when you want to look cool or attract the ladies. Also what you put on the back of your really nice truck.

"I like your shirt"-Woman
"Thanks, I'm Keepin' it Classy"-Man

by Burdanna March 13, 2011

clams

Chlamydia. usage is similar to krabs.

dude she got an STD! i heard it was clams

by Allah Ragbar March 16, 2008

Shaanta Claus

The Shaant Hacikyan version of Santa claus because Shaant should be as famous as Santa Claus.

Here comes Shaanta claus, here comes Shaanta claus right down Shaanta claus lane.

by CIWWAFCRAZED2 February 21, 2009

Baby clams!

Used when surprised, impressed or cursing.
Replaces things such as oh my god and lordy.

1. Baby clams I didn't see that coming!

2. (Stubbs toe on chair) Baby clams!

3. Baby clams he's fitt.

by randypixie September 28, 2009

Artificially Classy

When the only reason you're not having sex is because you're on your period...otherwise you'd be ALL over that D*ck.

He only thinks I'm wife material because I was artificially classy every time we hung out.

by B-TownKSU December 3, 2009

Santa Claus's Beard

The art of decorating a loved one's chin with a copious dressing of creme de la creme, therefore leaving a remarkable resemblance to SANTA CLAUS'S BEARD

Hi Tony, took that girl out last night, and my god, did i give her a santa claus's beard to die for

by Golfito October 20, 2010

Madonna claws

The gnarly, veiny, bony hands of a MILF which no amount of airbrushing, retouching or fillers can ever truly compensate for. Named after the famous singer and actress as hers are the most gratuitous example of the 'claw

Looking at Courney's face while she was whacking him off was OK, but when he saw her Madonna claws gripping the shaft and cupping the balls he got the douche chills like a mofo.

by BigDaddyCash August 12, 2011