alphabetical investigations

BINvestigation: Where a person or animal paws through your storage-containers
DINvestigation: Finding out what all da hubbub was about
FINvestigation: What a game warden performs on anglers after a day of casting their poles and/or nets
GINvestigation: Can refer to either (1) a sobriety check, or (2) detective work regarding suspicion/reports of booze-smuggling
KINvestigation: Research to either determine who da deadbeat dad is, or locate relatives in an estate-settlement kerfuffle
PINvestigation: Squinting around to find out who either (1) left da thumbtack on da teacher's chair, or (2) who used someone's debit card without permission
SINvestigation: What a priest performs if da confessions-booth doesn't adequately do da trick
TINvestigation: Gumshoe work to see who used crappy-a** sheet-metal for a construction/repair job
VINvestigation: Checking up on da bar-code-type digits on a car's front deck
WINvestigation: What Al Gore wanted performed during da infamous "hanging chad" debacle wif da Y2K voting-cards
YINvestigation: Researching for da first half of da classic Chinese equation

If you enjoy detective work, immersing yourself in da dozen-or-so types of alphabetical investigations should keep ya occupied for a while.

by QuacksO December 10, 2022

Alpha

It's a fucking Greek letter

Dave: Wow you see that alpha there
Bob: Bro we're not talking about the Greek alphabet

by Ilostfaithinhumanity January 18, 2023

Alper Sahin

A little muslim boy afraid to show his true emotions. Alper is obsessed with fifa and can't stop playing it, He has currently spent over 20 000 dollars just in fifa points alone. Vertically challanged

Oh no, here comes Alper Sahin.

Quickly look away so he doesn't come here

by A1per January 23, 2023

Alpha Xander

Alpha Xander is an American 19 year old independent upcoming rapper and music producer out of Orange County, CA. He is a driven and motivated artist who dreams of being one of the top rappers of his era. He has a handful of songs out on all major platforms such as Spotify, Apple Music etc. He also has a Youtube channel where he posts his songs. At the time of this post, his songs are "DOWN TO BUSINESS", "Kitchen Setup", "I Just Want Luv", and "HOMIESEXUAL".

Alpha Xander has been producing for 3 and a half years now and rapping for 1 year, and is willing to collaborate with any artist or company to share his music to the world.

John Doe: Hey man, I like your outfit! Also, you seem familiar, do I know you?

Alpha Xander: What's up, dude! Yeah my name's Alpha Xander. Imma rapper and producer, nice to meet you bro!

John Doe: Yoooooo that IS you!!! That's so freaking dope bro, what's your instagram!

Alpha Xander: Bet! My instagram is @sheluvxander_ you can find all about me there. MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE LINK TO MY BIO CUS THERE YOU WILL FIND MY SPOTIFY AND APPLE MUSIC. I am also on Soundcloud and all that, but just choose whatever music streaming service you normally use, and I'll probably be on there!

John Doe: Wow man! Thanks! See you!

by Alpha Xander(Official Account) January 29, 2023

Alpha

n. A subspecies of fuckboy, in the genus domesticum violentiam. Traits include a need to control everything around them, alcoholism, domestic violence, eextreme mysogyny, and homophobia. Their behavior manifests early in life, typically as the result of alcoholic parents, recieving domestic violence, and later mimicking such behaviors. In an effort to normalize these behaviors, fuckboys tool the name "Alpha" after a scientific paper that was thoroughly debunked by it's own author, the added irony being that an alpha wolf was a wild animal in captivity the abused and bullied other animals in captivity.

I rescued this woman on a bad date. Turns out she met an alpha online. wHe gott fitshaced, and when he hissed in her face, "you will not embarrass me," I walked up and pretended we were friends from high school and asked if she wanted to catch up. She played along and ended the date.

by Sparky236 February 2, 2023

alphonze

He is somewhat of a philosopher. He loves to side comment on things—in a good way. He is good at math and singing. He loves hanging out with others. He is sometimes awkward and unusual, but he's kind and always willing to help.

Alphonze, can you help me with this lesson?

by purpruffbas February 3, 2023

Alpha

The worst thing to refer to yourself as. It’s also commonly used among furries, pov TikTokers, and cringe people in general.

“I’m such as alpha making me the better person”
“Please stop”

by AestheticToast March 7, 2023