fuck up my narrative

To deliver facts that hurt my comfortable little bubble of idiocy.

Mike: I wish Republicans had at least the minimal level of respect for women and people of color...
Jen: Republicans picked up 10 seats in the House in the 2020 election. Most were women and people of color.
Mike: Don't fuck up my narrative!

by geekmalone December 4, 2020

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

diddly fucked up

Slang used in the Bad News, VA for "really messed up"

Aaron: My hair is all diddly fucked up.
Tripp: What even is that?
Aaron: You know

by GallifrAngel February 11, 2014

Fuck em bubba

Brad: Hey Dylan why is he looking at you like that? Dylan: i don’t know man. Brad: Fuck em bubba

Didn’t get to talk to the other kid about my stolen stuff, ea Fuck em bubba

by Thomas23773 August 17, 2019

Thought fuck

When you have thoughts you want to say but someone constantly interrupts you when you talk.

My girlfriend is such a thought fuck. She just wants to talk about shopping.

by Themitchyo July 25, 2022

The three finger pussy fucking

your not dumbv!! you know what it means

every girl on cookie call uses THE THREE FINGER PUSSY FUCKING !!! you aint the first guy shes called :)

by YOURRDADD April 28, 2022

Fucking Basket

A person, mainly a young male, who is constantly saying stupid shit.

“Ronald, stop being a fucking basket all the time.”

“Andrew was being a fucking basket in class yesterday.”

by Mikepegg7809 May 31, 2019