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Twatsplosion

The expulsion of vaginal fluids from the vagina after they have built up inside of a female for a short period of time. Once the area is probed by an object, the vaginal region becomes massively moist in a period of only serveral short seconds.
Just when I thought Mary was very dry, my fingers parted her lips and I felt a twatsplosion.
by subnetmask July 3, 2004
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Twatzee

A phrase used by Seaside boys when something miraculous or amazing has happened.
Mitch D and Bjorn M have been best friends since kindergarten and performed the shocker on the same girl and said to eachother that my friend is a "Twatzee"!
by Team Ramrod MD BJ December 28, 2007
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Twatterpot

A twatterpot is someone who rages so incredibly hard that they start raging at things not related to the original cause of anger
Bob: Dude I just stomped your ass at Mortal Kombat
George: Man fuck this game! Fuck you! Fuck this I'm moving out too!
Bob: Dude don't be a twatterpot.
by DJ Camel January 9, 2013
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Twatsaster

A disaster of twat that reaches beyond the magnitude of a cuntaclysm. This word should be used in only the most extreme of cunt-riddled situations. A twatsaster often involves damage of personal property and can be accompanied by the need for rehabilitation.
I had to brave the mall so I could buy my girlfriend a purse and 6 bitches slammed into my new car, all while they were drinking their Starbucks, talking on their pink iPhones and fuckibg with their makeup. It was a fucking twatsaster!!
by Masta Z September 6, 2013
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Twatster

Twatster (twatstress): pretentious, but not necessarily ambitious dude who over-zealous on social mobility and flaunts his recently acquired degree in Liberal Arts from random University College. Will never be respected by academics and usually seen as class traitor.
John's degree has made him speak like he knows it all and feels it all. He's an educated geezer now, you know, knows all that fancy middle class lingo. Yeah, a right twatster.
by Samson79 May 7, 2016
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twatability

Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.
Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"

Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."
by mcemzy April 19, 2018
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Twatwaffle

A person so utterly ignorant they should legally be classified as mentally challenged but somehow manage to be a cunt.
Only a fat twatwaffle would wear velour track pants and criticize the fashion of others.
by doobdasher January 15, 2017
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