Mushroom Top 

The extreme version of Muffin Top. So extreme the top half grows from the head down then abruptly stops at the hips( like a mushroom ) to reveal thinner, and possibly even nice legs. Gravitational wise.. we don't know how this is possible. But many have proved gravity wrong by this odd shaped silhouette. Also known as Toad Stool.

"Wow, she has nice legs considering what her top half looks like."

"I know, she has a mushroom top, that's why she wears short skirts and then baggy sweatshirts."

Mushroom Top by mdez March 24, 2009

Muffin Top 

A member of the female sex who adorns herself prodominantly in clothing too small for herself, creating an effect of her figure spilling out over the top of her pants, resembling the top of a muffin. Muffin tops are generally unaware of their condition, and typically even believe that they are MORE attractive than non-muffin tops. These females are very easily spotted in nearly all social events, and the muffin tops even parade themselves about in a way to advertise their willingness to participate in sexual activity with willing members of BOTH sexes. Most of the time, muffin tops can be found in the pressence of and under the influence of alcohol and other substances.

"look at jessica, in those pants she is a total muffin top, they must be at least 2 sizes too small, and her fat stomache is spilling out all over the place!"

Muffin Top by Mike Clark February 15, 2006

muffin top mountaineer 

there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.

vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.

chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.

Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.

Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.

muffin top mountaineer by thefatbitchslayer February 18, 2011

Muffin Top 

When a female has on really tight low rider jeans and her fat is bulging out at the waist. Looking like the top of a muffin

The girl's jeans are way to tight her fat looks like a muffin top.

Muffin Top by Camrin2Fresh July 2, 2008

muffin top 

When the pants or skirt someone is wearing is to tight (bought 2 years ago) and fat hangs over the top. Making you look like a muffin.

Look at that girl! She has a muffin top and she looks like a whore!

muffin top by Ashlee Irene December 29, 2005

bomb top 

1. a very good/amazing blow job

guy: i heard that girl gives bomb top. imma go talk to her.

bomb top by blah^3 May 4, 2008

Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf

In hockey, when a player fakes a forehand shot on goal, but instead of taking the shot, swings around the net, and takes a backhand shot on goal which enters the net in the top corner.

Etymology:

'muck', most likely derived from the sound of hockey skates on ice.

'peanut butter', a sticky, delicious substance, used in this instance due to it's ability to stick to roof of one's mouth and temporarily incapacitate an individual.

'top shelf', refers to the placement of the puck in the net, particularly the top corner.

Commentator: "...he moves to take the shot, but wait, he's faked out the goaltender, he swings around, takes the shot with a backhand slap and... muck muck peanut butter top shelf, he scores!"

Crowd: /raucous applause/

Muck Muck Peanut Butter Top Shelf by Romance77 March 4, 2010