A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
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"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"
"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."
"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
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"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
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