Christmas Tree

A long hairy green penis/Dick they is protect from a unholy act by a candy cane

Omg the Christmas tree on him is mad large
I know i wanna suck it

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Tree Sister

The TBHK AU where Kou is really sad and a tree kills his sister and stuff.
I have a really bad addiction to it.

“Do you know Tree Sister?”
“No.”
“You’ll know soon.”

by poIaris December 31, 2022

Tree-Up

Raised concrete due to tree growth, creating a ramp for skaters to pop up

"Yo bro watch me hit this tree-up"

by Jackshart January 7, 2023

Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Thanksgiving Tree

A Christmas tree that is put up way too early, Mainly near Thanksgiving

Wow Disney put up their Thanksgiving Tree Again

by JazzToast November 20, 2018

Cranberry tree

Cranberry trees are what cranberries grow on. Many people confuse that cranberries grow on trees, but they come from trees. The native word for cranberry trees is actually Hilaphinia Plontunos.

The cranberry tree is very tall

by Rebellious pony November 27, 2018

Tree Tapping

To which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, "morning wood") and uses it to masturbate, and ejaculate, hence the term, "Tree Tapping."

Yeah, I heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.

by Mama Dragon July 14, 2017