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A Jacob

A name you use when you don’t want to use your real name. A good and convincing fake name. No one is named Jacob
Jordan told Tyler he was A Jacob.
by garboojizz October 18, 2022
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jacob

he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out
girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.
by camern October 19, 2022
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Jacob Day

a little b!tch that's rly fun to hang out with. He can be kinda shy sometimes but overall has a kinda heart. he has pretty eyes and the cutest smile. He can be an asshole sometimes and might not have the best reputation. He has a... unique sense of humor. He looks very masculine physically however, he is a soft baby boy on the inside.
Did you see that really hot guy over there?
yeah, that's Jacob Day
by sab is sad October 20, 2022
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Jacob

A very annoying guy that will most likely have a lot of fake friends, Jacob is the kind of kid to interrupt your class just to tell the teacher something they never asked for. Doesn't know how to control his anger and will blow up like a bomb.
Teacher: "All right class now o-" Jacob: "Teacher is your screen saver a waterfall?"
by Pierce_77 October 21, 2022
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jacob scarbrogh

that jacob scarbrogh kid is an asshole
by OrneryKnife January 1, 2022
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Jacob

A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.
Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.
by Calguy January 1, 2022
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Jacob

He’s one of, if not the most sweetest, caring, kind hearted souls you’ll ever meet. Genuinely an intellectual. A best friend, and can be an even more amazing partner. He is insecure but doesn’t share how he feels with anyone he isn’t very close to. Jacob is an amazing human being
I wish I had as much integrity as Jacob.
by Chafingeyebrows January 2, 2022
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