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Yoga Dick

When the dick becomes so limber and stretched out due to excessive beej. You know that peaceful serenity you get. So loose and limber. Flexible. And now stretched out with increase length and loss of girth. You know that's suction baby!
Man T Rose been givin tha beej so much I got a case of yoga dick!
by Beejerciser May 8, 2011
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Dick Mooch

One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.
I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.
by DMoocher November 2, 2008
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Dick on a belt

Like the more notable, strap on, the dick on a belt allows a person without a penis to engage in pleasuring their partner(s) with a large, hard, cylindrical object.

The dick on a belt can refer to a homemade strap on as well, which is constructed of your everyday dildo/vibrator, a belt & perhaps some duct tape.
Jenny came over last night and fucked me with her dick on a belt.
by Garrand57 May 10, 2011
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dick biscuit

Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.
Why you got to be such a dick biscuit about it?
by T0mBoi April 24, 2016
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dick cheese

the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.
"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"
by goliathancient July 29, 2018
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dick disease

A disease that affects people from the ages of 12-15; when someone is infected with this disease, they cannot help drawing dicks on anything they see
(man draws dick on desk)
"dude! you have the dick disease"
by tagtagtagtag June 1, 2009
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dick wrinkle

Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle
by clarke111 January 11, 2012
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