Double Brown Banana Slices 

When a guy breaks his wrists and his mom has to wipe his ass, but she can't get it all and it leaves glossy poop streaks on the insides of his ass cheeks.

Guy: Holy shit, did that asshole just moon us?

Girl: Yeah he did, but it was nasty because he was flossing some Double Brown Banana Slices. What a douche.

Double Brown Banana Slices by Boots Mctooty March 30, 2011

Second Banana 

1) A Sidekick, a subordinate
2) See also: Malka

"Holy peeled fruit, Batman! I didn't realize I was your Second Banana!" Robin exclaimed while cruising in the Batmobile.

Malka needs her own identity: most people regard her solely as Shana and/or Sasi's Second Banana.

Second Banana by Sasi G. December 14, 2008

Baking Banana Bread 

When having sexual relations with a women; the penis is termed "banana" and the vagina is the "bread." "Baking" is simply the sexual act. This term is commonly referred to in conditions when saying "i fucked the shit out of that bitch" would be innappriotate

"Hey whats up man... did you bake banana bread with suzy last night?"

"Yea, I did... we made several loafs."

Baking Banana Bread by Big Birm October 11, 2004

george orwell banana stalking 

When a person, usually a man, follows a girl into an open, person-less field without her knowing, and stabs her in the ass with a banana.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl looks like she's headed into an open, person-less field. I should totally pull a george orwell banana stalking.
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.

*LATER*

Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?

george orwell banana stalking by there's four of us January 25, 2009

bent as a banana 

To be as stoned as humanly possible.

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

bent as a banana by markuz August 24, 2005

Nutty Banana

To apply peanut butter to your penis for masturbation or in order to give the reciever of your penis a nutty surprise/treat.

"The girl was surprised when faced with the Nutty Banana rather than the penis she had expected."

Or

"Dude, last night I was home alone, I did a Nutty Banana!"

Nutty Banana by Nuttybanana January 11, 2010

xtreme banana chips 

the banana chips that will do back flips, back kicks to chins, and also force their way down ones throat.

Look at those xtreme banana chips! look at it do a jumping flipping back kick to his chin and force his way down that guys throat.

xtreme banana chips by JsunG April 2, 2009