twat

The past tense of a spectacularly bad tweet.

That dick just twat that boys cant code

by danmux November 1, 2017

Twat

A twat is someone who is annoying and just not liked and can go fuck the self’s bc there just big twat

Rosy Alex is a right twat and that ginger cunt can go fuck her self

by Kidboigay111 November 23, 2020

Twat-Trinket

The lint that is sometimes left in the crevices of a woman's twat folds after wiping with certain toilet tissues.

Greg: "Ashley is fun to mess around with, but everytime i eat her out, I find all her twat-trinkets stuck in my beard!"

Aryn: "ugh, my snatch is so wrinkled I can't ever wipe without leaving a trail of twat-trinkets behind like Easter eggs!"

by Redlightsquirrel October 24, 2023

twat buzzard

An old man that chases any woman that walks by him, no matter how disgusting or repulsive.

"That old twat buzzard keeps making moves on our waitress every time she visits his able."

by BrotherBearBruce June 4, 2016

twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.

"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.

by Night Pants July 8, 2012

Twat yacht

A giant vagina

Josh thinks Monique is a twat yacht for being honest.

by moneekēwa September 14, 2022

Twat face

Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit

She’s such a twat face

by Twatface69 April 16, 2020