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The World’s Funniest Joke™ 

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.

the world champ 

like all around the world look at you being doubtful or unusual.
1 person "Bro yo sure you can handle everything"
2 person "I can handle it"
3 person "Bro got the world champ going on"
the world champ by J.C Micheal September 19, 2023

Elmo's world 

dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.

son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater

dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater excuse me, at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but ideas that are considered beyond eccentric in their socio-cultural and historical zeitgeists. you are, however, even beyond living underwater
Elmo's world by Uncle Dimma June 14, 2013

80 days around the world 

A book that Disney made into a movie.
The show 80 days around the world was ok

Pulled a review movie world

When you make a face expression and then the second you think the other person is not looking, you make a pokerface.
Male 1. Did you see that guys face in the video.
Male 2: Yea he Pulled a review movie world