washed up

wiping all the cum off your stomach after u masterbate

i washed up all the cum off of me

by tom bosely 7084765435 January 3, 2006

washington wizards

what a surprise! they suck even worse w/o Jordan!

the wizards! they suck!

by Craiggers March 29, 2004

Washington

The home to the biggest pussies on the planet, and the worst football team in the NFL. It rains 365 days a year, and is really just the southernmost province of Canada. Basically, these bitches are D.C. wannabes.

Person 1: I'm from Washington.
Person 2: O, how is D.C.
Person 1: No, I'm from the OTHER Washington.
Person 2: O, then your a cocksucker.
Person 1: Yeah. That's true.

by ACPD April 16, 2006

washed up willy-nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

by adam told you mj May 13, 2005

Washburn

Someone who deletes a comment on Facebook, especially associated with politics. A washburner will delete comments that prove them wrong, or goes against their beliefs.

"man, he washburned my comment again"

by varsityplayer2009 May 21, 2013

martha washington

A sexual innundo. Sometimes refered to as "The Ole' Martha Washington". Only the dirtiest of people tend to use it.

"I gave her the Ole' Martha Washington"
"I'm gong to Martha your Washington"
"I gave her the Martha Washington and then slipped her the chicken under the table"

by Ian Valkyrie March 11, 2007

washington wizards

Worst team name in the history of sports. Also sports some of the worst nicknames in sports, i.e. the Wiz and the Zards.

Dude, the Wizards were so much cooler when they were the Bullets.

by Moe "Iron Fist, Velvet Glove" Sadeghi May 13, 2005