A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.
Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.
Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.
Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.
Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
by Basedaf111 August 7, 2022
Get the Light Yearmug. by theledlightings January 29, 2021
Get the LED STRIP LIGHTSmug. The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.
Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
Get the Mercedes Parking Lightsmug. by Dedrunkpsychoticcouchpotato January 26, 2019
Get the light bloodedmug. by BrightMoon November 24, 2017
Get the light heartedmug. Usually, I find him ugly, but today he's smokin' hot. Must be the lighting.
She looked hot on instagram, but then I met her IRL. Must've been the lighting.
Person A (who is overweight): I look so skinny today.
Person B: It must be the lighting.
She looked hot on instagram, but then I met her IRL. Must've been the lighting.
Person A (who is overweight): I look so skinny today.
Person B: It must be the lighting.
by libelula_안녕 July 17, 2018
Get the must be the lightingmug. v.
1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.
2. To engage in max relaxin'.
1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.
2. To engage in max relaxin'.
It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:
Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
by stephamie March 15, 2012
Get the light the lavendermug.