Showerbating

Mastorbating in the shower

Person one. I'm gonna shower
Person 2 don't be showerbating

by Francesca Marie April 24, 2016

Shower cream

When you try to gage how much sour cream you are putting on your plate, and accidentally say shower cream cause you are too focused.

Logan : Hey man, they have sour cream.
Evan : your right, love me some shower cream

by Showercream30 September 20, 2016

Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

shower spill

The act of peeing in the shower

You said you had to pee really bad but all I heard was the shower running were you shower spilling

by Wiener squirt May 13, 2016

showerscheisst

robbing another person's chance at having a good day by taking a shit before they hop in the shower.

I showerscheissted my roommate this morning, as if his life didn't suck enough.

by Uncle Tony Sci June 4, 2016

Showering in blood

A girl with a heavy period

I've been showering in blood since Tuesday.

by Sexy not 615 July 2, 2016

Shower Fist

When you enter the device that men use to wack off while at their in-laws house, insert ones fist into another individuals vagina or anus

Hey Richy, please fist my anus in the shower so that when it rains i get a hard on

Hey, wanna shower fist

by this is an anonymous account July 7, 2016