chicken salad sandwich 

shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread

...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!

Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.

Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(

chicken salad sandwich by laxrugby15 June 29, 2008

salad fingers 

flash cartoon made by "dave firth".

Completely unneccesary and dighusting. i don't understand how people can actually find it humerous or entertaining. TASTELESS!

person 1: lets talk about salad fingers.

person 2: HOWS ABOOT WE DONT!! it is sickening!

salad fingers by deanus March 9, 2005

Saladinish 

1)Repeating the same story over and over again, usually laughs harder each time it is said
2)One who laughs at stupid things
3)One who is prone to being a spaz now and then

1)Jim told me what happened to him today 10 minutes ago.....5 minutes ago.....and he just tried to tell me again, that's so saladinish.
2)Kerry is so saladinish, when she saw the napkin she laughed.
3)The clumsy waitor dropped the food, the manager shouldn't have hired such a saladinish young woman.

Saladinish by bob February 17, 2004

Salad 

Getting salad is when you hit some marijuana and due to the lack of a screen the marijuana gets in your mouth.

Ugh this pipe needs a screen i'm getting all kinds of salad.

Salad by AmoebaRage September 28, 2011

saladfisted 

To undertake a project using your initiative only to be dragged into the office yet again to be told how embarrassed & disappointed your MD is of you again (this time slamming his hand on the table - your really in trouble this time!), revising the project to encompass some ludicrous ideas to save cash & when you present to the misers & bastards they saladfinger your ass cos the ideas your MD had were so ludicrous they would never work... so your back in the office with your MD about to get saladfisted cos you 'should have known ‘what he meant’ in the first place.... only to put it back to how you designed it in the first place & start the viscous circle again… and again and again…

Aidan... Get into my office!... ''that project you sent to misers & bastards is all wrong wrong wrong! I know the fax machine is shit and everything is illegible but if i can think it you can do it! I am so embarrassed & disapointed.. send Richard in when you see him, he was 1 minute late this morning & I havent elevated my ego enough on you...'' ''Rich.. MD wants to see you.. Ive just been saladfisted..''

saladfisted by R JS December 30, 2007

Sala Bam Sala Idiot 

A slang Gujarati Indian phrase used in anger to seriously insult someone. Most often used by Gujarati women, while driving. It is a very insulting phrase, used to describe someone as an idiot.

*While driving, a car, suddenly pulls out infront of a Gujarati woman driver*
'Woman winds her window down and shouts;
SALA BAM! SALA IDIOT!'

*Son drops a bottle of milk, his mum just bought, while carrying shopping into the house*
Mum: 'Clean this up you bam'
*After cleaning up the milk, the son then drops the eggs when putting food in the fridge*
Mum: 'Pick egg up you bam, you sala bam sala idiot.

Sala Bam Sala Idiot by Dubra Boy December 18, 2010

Salad Toss Bomb 

Ripping A massive fart while getting your butthole licked

Me-"Dude me and my girl were totally doing an ass eat style 69 and halfway through she kind of pulled down on my tummy to try to get some tongue penetration on my brown star and -I should note we had a chicken fry with red beans and rice for dinner-I gave her a salad toss bomb right down the esophagus!"
Me-"Then she squirted on my face for the thousandth time"😕
(My girls a squirter)
My friend-"Righteous dude."

Salad Toss Bomb by SpaceAntelope April 28, 2014