i'm fine

If somebody texts you i'm fine get ready. They are either having a mental breakdown and crying or they want you dead because they think you're an a-hole and they are really mad at you, so you should not treat them like they are fine or stable in any way.

"oh it's ok i'm not mad i'm fine!"
"I said i'm fine can we stop fighting!"
"I'm fine nothing is wrong! No i'm not mad i'm fine, I said i'm fine."

by The DMC April 19, 2020

I'm Fine

Your girlfriend isn't really fine. She wants to know if you really care. Text her. Call her. Give her attention.

Girlfriend: "I'm fine."
Boyfriend: "No you aren't. Tell me what's wrong. I love you!"

by wazzupmymammals April 25, 2020

Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito

Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020

I'm TikTok famous

A phrase used by TikTok users to describe the clout they get on an app called TikTok

Friend: "I'm TikTok famous!"

Other friend: "Bro! You'll get laughed at in public!"

by dragxnwaters May 21, 2020

I'M your daddy

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit

SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

by Kangz of Egaypt May 27, 2020

I'm not made of money

No, but you've got lots of it in da bank!!

An excellent example of how da saying "I'm not made of money" can be very deceptive (i.e., da speaker is actually "loaded") would be Ethan Couch's infamous "affluenza" defense --- he never claimed dat he or any of his family-members were actually constructed of hundred-dollar bills, but he was still indirectly bragging about how wealthy they were.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020

I'm yo daddy

Friend whos yo new daddy

Friend 1.yo Mike
Friend 2.yeah Fred
Friend 1.i'm yo daddy
Freind 2.wait why
Friend 1.i kinda got yo mom pregnant so we're getting married
Friend 2.well dad... Build me a robot version of yo mom

by godgody June 10, 2020