hit the glove

Beat the dick, Choke the chicken, spank the monkey

He admitted that he hit the glove last night

by Richnyung124 October 20, 2015

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

cherry picking gloves

Worn over extended periods to make cherry picking easier.

That pricks wearing his cherry picking gloves again!

by Braveheart 16.5% February 10, 2017

Digging The Grave

Essentially the same thing as robbing the cradle, except reversed. When a young person is dating a much older person.

Carol just got to college and she's already digging the grave for her new professor

by Eddie Muenster June 13, 2017

two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.

This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.

by auroraxborealis October 3, 2017

Went for the glove

To have done the famed "glove" handshake, a sign of compassion and warmth, often known as the "politician's handshake".

We had to shake hands with each of the teachers during graduation. You could feel the love when they went for the glove.

by Anonymous Kavignar February 5, 2018

Open horse grave

description of a terrible smell

Bobby hadn't showered in days, he smelled like an open horse grave.

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018