New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.
I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.
by deepspace9mm September 05, 2021
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Dad Waters

"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"

"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"
by AllKindzOfGainz March 03, 2020
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daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill
that guy must have a daltons dad
by lego99df54 May 30, 2024
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your dad loose

your dad loose is a phrase used as an insult against someone.

The phrase refers to the loose asshole of the victims father, indicating that you have anally penetrated them.
Guy 1: Fuck you!

Guy 2: Nah fuck you, your dad loose bitch!
by Kivikallo August 30, 2021
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Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?
A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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Dad Force 1s

Nike Monarchs or New Balance 806 v1s. The typical dad shoe that's versatile enough to wear when mowing lawns or rocking the cell phone hip holster. Shoes that are often worn when yelling the phrase, "Slow down! Kids are playing around here!"
Yo, did you just get the Dad Force 1s?
by Dannomyte! July 29, 2024
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Indian Dad

Stereotypical Indian dad is the biggest extrovert you will ever see in your life, daddy issues, trats wife very badly, checks browsing history at random times, hits you, daddy issues, makes you go to Kumon, Maths Kangaroo, Aops, MathsMasters, MathCounts, any math learning website, RoBOticS FrEaK, "either doctor, engineer, or lawyer" otherwise there is no other job, doesn't validate your feelings or interests, we Indian kids be havin daddy issues
Indian Dad:"Son, You got B+ on Maths test? Nisha darling, you are the only child now."
by Arya Upadhya December 28, 2021
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