Camp Half Blood

The badass camp for demi gods (from the Percy Jackson Series by Rick Riordan) with shitty lives

My dad left before I was born, I have dyslexia and ADHD, I'm bullied, and I usually blow up half the schools I go to, ill fit right in at Camp Half Blood

by Garryteehee August 11, 2024

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025

half-niece-in-law

1- Half-nibling's wife.
2- Spouse's half-niece.

My half-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.

Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?

by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021

half sender

One who fails to fully send. Typically lacking in the send category and often failing to live up to send expectations.

Alex W is such a fucking half sender bro

by boylover3000 September 15, 2021

Half-Like

A type of video game that tries to follow in the footsteps of Half-Life, using similar elements of worldbuilding, gameplay, storytelling, and innovative gameplay.

"Vertigo 2" is a singleplayer story-driven first person shooter built from the ground up specifically for virtual reality. Its style of gameplay and storytelling makes it what is known as a "Half-Like"; a game that tries to mimic the solid foundations that made Valve's famous "Half-Life" series so great.

by mrwallace777 May 15, 2023

Half eaten Tater tot

When a guy has a tiny dick.

My god, his dick is smaller than a half eaten tater tot.

by Giggles555 December 24, 2017