by anonymous April 12, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.
by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
Get the Jacob Rennermug. a person who cheats at uno.
the best country runner (not true)
he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich
the best country runner (not true)
he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich
by DillyTom September 1, 2020
Get the Jacob Jacksonmug. Jacob, a faggot and a retard. hes always wondering around looking for someone too pick on. he simps for men and has stds, hes a lost soul looking for cock
by overloadretard March 22, 2025
Get the Jacobmug. by very hot segsy woman September 23, 2020
Get the jacobmug.