Millennial PTSD

Millennial-post-traumatic stress disorder (MPTSD) is a fake mental health condition that's triggered by an insignificant event perceived by millennials to be a terrifying event. Symptoms may include crying, whining and entitlement, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.

Jane experienced millennial PTSD after the 2016 elections.

by Anon63457 March 20, 2020

millennial speedball

Ecig+reddit=millennial speedball

dude whatever happened to jack
he spends all day in his room on reddit these days because he's too afraid to face the world
oh yeah like a lot of our old pals...caught in the millennial speedball

by limerence April 20, 2014

Millennial

The group of age range that doesn't know how to act. They are always trying to get rid of rules of life that are certain, kind of like Christopher Columbus;they come in fuck everything up and get out. They also like to steal Gen Z's online humor.

Baby boomers: Why is millennial humor so weird?
Millennials: Haha. Yes thats us. So silly aren't we?
Gen Z: Gtfo im tryna E

by Haha.Yes June 3, 2018

Millennial

The worst people on planet earth -- first generation in human history that can't even tell a girl from a boy.

Why does that guy keep calling Johnathan Yaniv "she?" Oh--he's just another millennial.

by Bal-der-Dash February 5, 2020

Millennial

A group of normal people who watch anime and hentai. One exception could be watching cartoons.

I met this millennial today, he was the coolest fag I've met.

by Hehsusjsjsjasjsjxndw October 14, 2017

Geriatric Millennial

A person who is young but acts beyond his years.

My girlfriend is 20, but she’s got her shit together and she likes to knit; she’s such a geriatric millennial!

by El Jeffe 84 January 19, 2018

Millennial Paradox

This is the process of being both fully aware of something, and also being completely ignorant of it at the same time.
Demonstrated perfectly by Millennials who are 'fighting the cause', but have no chuffing idea what is really going on.

"I did movember so, like, you know, I know all about prostate cancer and stuff"
"tell me more about prostate cancer"
"well, erm, Movember is for prostate cancer. And it's cancer. Of the prostrate sic"
"genius - Millennial paradox right there"

by Pidgemeister January 11, 2017