Zoophile

A zoophile is someone probably a failed abortion and also adopted and they make satin or whatever god or devil rules the underworld look like a lovely nice caring compassionate and overall a genuinely nice and good god and yes I mean the ruler of the underworld

teenager: mom dad I’m bisexual

Mom and dad: it’s ok we support you’re every decision you make
Teenager: oh I’m also a zoophile

Mom and dad: you’re real mother told us to tell you you’re a failed abortion and you’re adopted

by Zoo killer June 1, 2022

Zoophile Purge

The Zoophile Purge is a day where you can legally murder Zoophiles for abusing animals and suggesting that Zoophilia is okay.

I can't wait for the Zoophile purge

by thescispa August 17, 2022

Secret Pedophile Tag

A Game in which you literally avoid a person much younger than you to make sure no undesired romantic relationship is formed.

Secret Pedophile Tag: Its like regular tag but she doesn't know that she's it and if I get tagged I don't just become it, I become a pedophile.

by Pat! June 25, 2008

pseudo-pedophile

a person who is into boys/girls who are over 18 but appear to be underage.

Jacob always goes for those young looking girls. I think he may be a pseudo-pedophile.

by Atredes64615 November 10, 2013

Casper the friendly pedophile

He is like Casper the friendly ghost if you know him. But this one is a kid stalking pervert!

Johny: Oh no Casper the friendly pedophile is back.
Casper the friendly pedophile: Come here little boy, i got some candy.

by xXTakeMeOverXx May 21, 2017

pedophile

A person who loves feet. Ped (feet) and philio (love).

This man is a pedophile. He is obsessed with feet.

by strawberry19942 September 22, 2010

pedophile

some guy who likes kids sexually

Let's say that Steven is a 35 year old pedophile.

Steven:Hey,kid,want some candy?

Child:OK

Child gets in car and Steven touches him.

by mooooooooooty February 13, 2009