yoked

A massive italian young man. His muscles are just huge. He gets all the girls.

That guy is yoked

by ricosuave2024 February 17, 2021

yokel

an object in your possession that you couldnt be annoyed saying the real name of. Usually occurs after cannibis comumption.

pass that wee yokel there mate

by Sean Hanna March 8, 2004

yoked

having well defined abdominal muscles

He may be yoked but he can't sing for nothin.

by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2009

yokers

dunkin on someone after you scuse them

"oh shit you just went yokers on that young bull"

by ptizzle April 21, 2006

yokez

A mentally retarded Competitive COD player. Part of the FanduM competitive team. Is often forgotten because no one accepts him on the team. His name, Yokez reflects on the fact that he is a joke according to the fans, his teammates, and his high school chinese teacher, Ms. H (Who made up the name). Even though Yokez plays hours of COD, he still doesn't know what prefire/preaim is, what S&D is, and what the rules are for competitive. The K.D. on his "tryhard" account is a whopping 1.3! Yokez's style of play is camping the spawn points on any map that allows camping, and complains when an enemy is doing the same. Fun fact: Yokez is the only player on COD AW, and once spent over a hundred dollars on the legacy edition of IW only to not like the game. He says its too hard, and continues to play AW. The FanduM squad knows when Yokez is in the skype call with them because of his infamous "ear rape". Yokez leaves on a TV in the back with full volume to destroy the ear drums of his teammates, and to distract them during competitions/GBs. Squad Leader DeiTY especially hates the ear rape and is often seen roasting yokez for it.

*EAR RAPE*
DeiTY: "Tf! Is Yokez in the fucking call?"
ZeRk; "Yeah."
Yokez: "Damnniggadamn!!!"

by DeiTYx November 17, 2016

Yokeing

ARE YOU YOKEING WITH ME!?! @KingOfBlackOps (it's Yerman)

The enemy gets a kill: ARE YOU YOKEING WITH ME!?

by KingOfBlackOps May 19, 2017

Yoked

the opposite of emancipated but not quite the extreme connotation of enslaved;

controlled and lacking freedoms

applicable to describe the legal and social constraints of being an unemancipated young person

I couldn't see a doctor, open a coinbase account, watch a PG 13 movie at school, or take an uber without my parents. So yoked.

by degreeless_etymologist May 19, 2018