Skip to main content
A mentally retarded Competitive COD player. Part of the FanduM competitive team. Is often forgotten because no one accepts him on the team. His name, Yokez reflects on the fact that he is a joke according to the fans, his teammates, and his high school chinese teacher, Ms. H (Who made up the name). Even though Yokez plays hours of COD, he still doesn't know what prefire/preaim is, what S&D is, and what the rules are for competitive. The K.D. on his "tryhard" account is a whopping 1.3! Yokez's style of play is camping the spawn points on any map that allows camping, and complains when an enemy is doing the same. Fun fact: Yokez is the only player on COD AW, and once spent over a hundred dollars on the legacy edition of IW only to not like the game. He says its too hard, and continues to play AW. The FanduM squad knows when Yokez is in the skype call with them because of his infamous "ear rape". Yokez leaves on a TV in the back with full volume to destroy the ear drums of his teammates, and to distract them during competitions/GBs. Squad Leader DeiTY especially hates the ear rape and is often seen roasting yokez for it.
*EAR RAPE*
DeiTY: "Tf! Is Yokez in the fucking call?"
ZeRk; "Yeah."
Yokez: "Damnniggadamn!!!"
yokez by DeiTYx November 17, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

desk yoke 

Derived from Italy.

Means I do believe in fairies.
Bob- "I do believe in fairies"

George- "I desk yoke too! I swear I saw one yesterday"
desk yoke by Oliver Pellegrino April 4, 2011
Related Words
yokez • yoke • yoked • yokel • yoker • Yoezer • yoken • Yokozuna • yoked up • yoke 'em

yoked thumbs 

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"
yoked thumbs by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009
The place where Limmy got the bus to
Limmy got the bus to Yoker
Yoker by Kirsty Anderson March 9, 2020

yokelish 

The yokelish is a collaboration of 4 people in a trench coat performing on their stage, better known as Tumblr. It wanders this earth disguised as a meme-loving, male shoujo lead. In reality, however, this menacing curse bullies people as a catastrophic and spectacular moss-covered sleep paralysis guardian(deluxe).
Friend 1: I told this one person my grandma died, and they just said 'good for you'
Friend 2:Yeah, they can be such a yokelish sometimes
yokelish by whisktea October 24, 2020

Yonezu Kenshi 

A J-Pop idol who started his business with Vocaloid back in 2009. He's quite popular in Japan for his unique and abstract music, which gave him his popularity. He's well-known for his most popular song, Lemon, which is currently the most viewed J-Pop song on YouTube. He's also well-known for making the second opening of My Hero Academia, Peace Sign, and the second ending for March Comes In Like a Lion, Orion. But it's pretty ironic how one of the most famous J-Pop artists hides their face most of the time.
"Yonezu Kenshi is our absolute lord and savior in the J-Pop world, he's just amazing."
Yonezu Kenshi by Driftism February 26, 2021
A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA4.
Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!
yokel by kmewzaz June 17, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Load more