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A mentally retarded Competitive COD player. Part of the FanduM competitive team. Is often forgotten because no one accepts him on the team. His name, Yokez reflects on the fact that he is a joke according to the fans, his teammates, and his high school chinese teacher, Ms. H (Who made up the name). Even though Yokez plays hours of COD, he still doesn't know what prefire/preaim is, what S&D is, and what the rules are for competitive. The K.D. on his "tryhard" account is a whopping 1.3! Yokez's style of play is camping the spawn points on any map that allows camping, and complains when an enemy is doing the same. Fun fact: Yokez is the only player on COD AW, and once spent over a hundred dollars on the legacy edition of IW only to not like the game. He says its too hard, and continues to play AW. The FanduM squad knows when Yokez is in the skype call with them because of his infamous "ear rape". Yokez leaves on a TV in the back with full volume to destroy the ear drums of his teammates, and to distract them during competitions/GBs. Squad Leader DeiTY especially hates the ear rape and is often seen roasting yokez for it.
*EAR RAPE*
DeiTY: "Tf! Is Yokez in the fucking call?"
ZeRk; "Yeah."
Yokez: "Damnniggadamn!!!"
yokez by DeiTYx November 17, 2016
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desk yoke 

Derived from Italy.

Means I do believe in fairies.
Bob- "I do believe in fairies"

George- "I desk yoke too! I swear I saw one yesterday"
desk yoke by Oliver Pellegrino April 4, 2011
Related Words
yokez yoke yoked yokel yoker Yoezer yoken Yokozuna yoked up yoke 'em

yoked thumbs 

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"
yoked thumbs by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009
The place where Limmy got the bus to
Limmy got the bus to Yoker
Yoker by Kirsty Anderson March 9, 2020

yokelish 

The yokelish is a collaboration of 4 people in a trench coat performing on their stage, better known as Tumblr. It wanders this earth disguised as a meme-loving, male shoujo lead. In reality, however, this menacing curse bullies people as a catastrophic and spectacular moss-covered sleep paralysis guardian(deluxe).
Friend 1: I told this one person my grandma died, and they just said 'good for you'
Friend 2:Yeah, they can be such a yokelish sometimes
yokelish by whisktea October 24, 2020

Yonezu Kenshi 

A J-Pop idol who started his business with Vocaloid back in 2009. He's quite popular in Japan for his unique and abstract music, which gave him his popularity. He's well-known for his most popular song, Lemon, which is currently the most viewed J-Pop song on YouTube. He's also well-known for making the second opening of My Hero Academia, Peace Sign, and the second ending for March Comes In Like a Lion, Orion. But it's pretty ironic how one of the most famous J-Pop artists hides their face most of the time.
"Yonezu Kenshi is our absolute lord and savior in the J-Pop world, he's just amazing."
Yonezu Kenshi by Driftism February 26, 2021
A hick, redneck, etc. Commonly referred to Niko by Vlad in GTA4.
Vlad: You remember Ivan?
Niko: No.
Vlad: (shows picture) This guy.
Niko: Oh, yes. You guys had a little kiss.
Vlad: Very funny. What would you see if I told he was going to rob your cousin?
Niko: I'd say: 'What problem does he got with my cousin?'
Vlad: (phone rings) Hold on.
(answers phone)
Vlad: Hey. Hey, gorgeous, no. I can't talk right now. What are you wearing? Listen, I'll call you back.
(to Niko)
Vlad: Sorry.
Niko: Who was that?
Vlad: Never you mind.
Niko: Was it Ivan?
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: (laughing) Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.
Vlad: Well, it is a shame then that I am the guy with the powerful friends, and you are the little punk who's only friend is a fat weasel who drives a fucking cab!
yokel by kmewzaz June 17, 2008