this year's girl

This is an entertainer or media personality who is very popular for a certain period of time.

I remember in the nineties when Heather Graham was this year's girl!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2020

New Year's Resolution Warrior

Those people who make a new year's resolution to get in shape. they can be seen sporting new workout gear as they recently purchased a long term gym membership, of which will only get used for about 3 weeks before they quit. they are known for doing exercises incorrectly, being ass clowns, getting in your way and spend a lot of time socializing. they are typically very out of shape and are defined as physically unimpressive.

I would like to welcome the new year's resolution warriors to the gym. I appreciate you taking my normal parking spot, locker, and shower. You do look great in your new workout gloves and book to write down your three sets of bicep curls. The highlight was the 40 something couple making out between sets of incline dumbbell press. Hope you enjoy three weeks before you quit.

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 4, 2012

19 Year Old

The offical term for a Pewdiepie subscriber as of November 20, 2019. Officially declared in the video “Morgz is CANCELLED”.

Pewdiepie: You are no longer 9 year olds, now your all 19 year olds.

by TheRealJorden December 8, 2019

Queen For a Year

Used to describe a situation where a female displays an attitude that does not correspond to her level of hotness due to the fact that she is "work hot". This is derived from situations in the military where females will be deployed overseas where there are significantly fewer women (let alone hot ones) and she is thus more desireable, allowing her to act in a manner usually only managed by hot women.

soldier 1 (in Iraq): "Why is Lisa walking around like her shit don't stink?"
soldier 2 (in Iraq): "Dude, it's 10% chicks here, she's Queen For a Year."

by Cav Trooper March 26, 2008

new year's toast

This is a prediction that some person or group will meet with bad luck during the coming year.

The way they are losing money that company will be new year's toast!

by I, Wreckerrr December 27, 2020

first year

Apparently, the new politically correct way at several institutes of higher learning to refer to entities previously known as freshmen.

Steven: That red-headed freshman is so hot! I'm totally going to get that bitch drunk and bone her tomorrow night!
Greg: Really, Steven, I'm ashamed of your uncouth behavior -- the polite way of speaking about such an individual dictates that we use the term "first year."

by Thomas Sartorius May 8, 2008

New Year's Gong

Pre or post sex act where you stick your half-erect cock in a mayo jar and slap it in a woman's ear while singing "The Final Countdown." Typically reserved for counting down the final 10 seconds on New Year's eve, but it can be used to count down other special occasions.

"What did you do for New Year's Eve?"
"Me and the old lady brought in the New Year with Reverse Cowgirl, followed by the ol' New Year's Gong, in-time with Dick Clark's countdown."

"I used Olive Oil mayo on my last New Year's Gong, and now my girlfriend's ear smells like an Italian rubbed his nutsack on her face."

by Donkey Punching Queen February 18, 2012