Wyoming Sampson

A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.

“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”

by buster_hymen69420 May 04, 2022

Wyoming mean

When a woman from Wyoming can use her words to rip a man's heart out, pull his soul from his throat and right when the man feels he is about to die, put everything back and give him crazy eyes. Make him fear for his life. Then tell him, "everything is fine" and make him paranoid till he is almost on the brink of feeling shell shocked. Then tell him she loves him.

Was that girl normal mean or Wyoming mean?

by A scared man November 26, 2023

Wyoming Drill

When you attach a dildo to a power drill and go to town.

My lady boner was so hard I had to use the Wyoming Drill last night.

by Twice45 September 08, 2018

Wyoming Wet Sock

When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.

My favorite move in bed is the Wyoming Wet Sock.

by Willsmithspapa420 October 03, 2024

Wyoming

A “state” that is a lie made by the government. Wyoming is truly a chunk error in the world that the US government has tried to fix without prevail.

“Wyoming is just a chunk error, just don’t tell the public.”

by The sales man May 25, 2021

Wyoming

Wyoming does not exist, Only entities live there and the population info is fake. It is a government level top secret area where there is a high malformation in the multiversal reality structure and spacetime. It is a portal to other realities. Apparently, it is where the US government experiments with advanced entities and beings from the other multiverses. Anyone who enters the area will have fake memories implanted by super secret alien technology from area 51. Anyone who says they came from or lived in Wyoming is most likely not human.

Friend: I live in Wyoming!
Me: Hello, is this area 51? I think I found an alien.

by DHGD May 13, 2022

wyoming

it is a nonexistant place where nothing happens it a big government secret that the public cant know.

h;lets go to wyoming for our honney moon
l;so you want to end up naked with no memores in canida
h;noooo........
l;ok then no going to the nonexistant relm

by Iceman84023 December 08, 2022