Wtong

The sound of getting hit with a metal shovel.

WTONG! Ow why the fuck did you have to hit me with the shovel?

by Cowclops November 17, 2002

wtfc

who the fuck cares

Player1:Omg OMG omG ! I made level 10415!!
Player2: wtfc?

by Assistend February 25, 2004

WTTMF

word to that mother fucker

person 1: bush is an ass
person 2: WTTMF

by catz123 November 21, 2010

WTFML

A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.

Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!

by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009

wtfya

abbreviation for where the fuck you at

wtfya boiiiiii i'm tryna smoke fat rn

by itsyouruncle April 25, 2017

WTFU

Acronym for "Wake the Fuck Up"

A Starbucks hidden menu item including a grande nitro cold brew with two added shots of espresso.
A 16 oz grande nitro cold brew contains 280 mg of caffeine, a shot of espresso contains 75 mg of caffeine.
Accounting for the 2 oz of lost cold brew, a WTFU contains a whopping 395 mg of caffeine!

I pulled an all nighter and I need to stay awake for my exam, I better go to Starbucks and get a WTFU.

by Sheff Ramsay February 9, 2020

WTH

1) Abbreviation for "What the Hell"

2) Shortened alternative to "With"

1) WTH was that?!

2) I ate some crackers wth chicken

by Angelic April 12, 2004